Monthly Archives: March 2013

Dull Science Fiction Novels

Just because it’s science fiction doesn’t make it exciting. Here, then, are some science fiction novels that are guaranteed to put you to sleep.

A Clockwork Orange Julius
The Invisible Manager
Atlas Shrugged, Sighed, and Wallowed in Regret
A Song of Ice and Fire and Wind and Rain and Dirt and Trees and Pine Cones and Waffles and…
Ringworld & Other Places to Take Your Fiancé
Foundation, Lipstick, Blush, and Empire
Stranger in a Strange Land’s End Sweater Vest
A Wrinkle in Trousers
Fahrenheit 45 and Partly Cloudy
Ender’s Game Goes Into Extra Innings
Something Wicker This Way Comes
Have Spacesuit, Won’t Travel (Also Have Motion Sickness)
2001: A Honda Odyssey
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the New Jersey Turnpike
Flowers for Algebra Homework
The Moon is a Harsh Mattress (Part 14 of the Napping Astronaut Chronicles)
The Stairs My Destination
Jurassic Parking Garage
Do Androids Dream of Taking Tests in Their Underpants?
1984: The Mondale Campaign
I, Robert
The Lost World – No, Wait, There It Is. …Well, That Was Easy
The Andromeda Stain Remover
Journey to the Center of Ohio