Laugh a lil
What are roads in Malaysia used for?
Happy Labor Day! If you’re driving out of town, be extra careful on the road, especially after reading this piece of article. I find this really hillarious…and amusing coming from a foreigner’s perspective
What are roads in Malaysia used for?
by David Astley, an British/Ozzie guy!! now living in KL
A guide for expatriate drivers in [...]
Secrets of A Woman
Some things you never knew… [actually, I never did either...]
Secrets of a Woman
By: Kathryn Eisman
The woman you sleep with gazes into your eyes and tells you she loves you. And you believe her. You can tell by the way she looks at you, the way she holds you, the way she seems to always know [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Type Of Girls
HARD DISK GIRLS: she remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM GIRLS: she forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS: everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER GIRLS: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
INTERNET GIRLS: Difficult to access [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 6 so far )Nick the Dragon Slayer
Once upon a time, and far, far away, lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King’s chief doctor. Horatio the [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 4 so far )Adoiii!!!
Rugger Dan berkata pada saya selepas saya terdiam bila dia bagi tau saya satu lawak lucah, “Lara, kenapa awak diam. Marah pada saya ker. Kalau marah, awak tunjukkan lah kemarahan tu. Tapi kalau awak diam sebab malu tu, jangan pulak awak tunjukkan kemaluan tu yer. Nanti saya lari seribu batu tau.
“Hehehe bukan nyer lari dari awak tapi lari kejar [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Men vs Women
Random thots on men and women I would like to share.
Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.
4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have [...]
Itu Chimpeng mana ah?
I was driving around looking for an empty space to park my car somewhere in Bangsar when suddenly there’s a knock on the glass. There’s this frail looking old Apek peering over with a grin. Feeling that I can trust him, I roll down my window just a few inches, and a short but interesting conversation [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 5 so far )A modern love letter :)
SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTER
Dearest Bedah,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 17th of August 2003.
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 17th of August 2003 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. [...]
Agak-Agak la,… Sape SALAH ?
Memula skali ayang anto kat abang?
Dear abang,
Ayang nak mintak kebenaran abang untuk bawa anak-anak balik ke kampung. abang tak perlu hantar ayang sebab ayang mampu untuk bawa anak-anak ke kampung musim cuti sekolah ni dengan bas.. abang jagalah diri abang dan kereta abang baik-baik… cuma ada perkara yang ingin ayang luahkan disini… kereta baru [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 4 so far )To make a woman happy…
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:** **
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. [...]
If you love someone
Just a passing thot …
If you love someone, let him go.
If he comes back to you then he is yours.
If he doesn’t, then you know he’s with me. Heh heh heh :)
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )His Diary vs Her Diary
1 – HER DIARY
Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.Conversation wasn’t flowing [...]
Dear Lord…
A lot of times, I think the reason why I’ve been rather non-committal these last few years is simply because I’m tired of being subjected to a man’s rule.
Not that I mind the sex slave part, as long as I’m the master [hehehe :].
Being a woman is no easy task, you know.
Folks, here [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )The good wife’s guide
I recently read an old Good Housekeeping article (1955). I thought it’s rather hilarious. Scroll down to read.
Hehehe…I can’t imagine doing all those things to be the “good wife” as recommended. Especially that parts when the article says, “don’t ask him questions about his action or question his judgement, you have no right to question [...]
How Malaysian are you?
To ensure Visit Malaysia Year 2007 would be a real success, every Malaysian must proudly do his or her part in promoting our country. Afterall, to know Malaysia is to love Malaysia! So, you say love your country eh? How well, then, do you know Malaysia? How Malaysian are you? Here are some quizzes to check if you can actually [...]
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