Archive for July, 2007
Adoiii!!!
Rugger Dan berkata pada saya selepas saya terdiam bila dia bagi tau saya satu lawak lucah, “Lara, kenapa awak diam. Marah pada saya ker. Kalau marah, awak tunjukkan lah kemarahan tu. Tapi kalau awak diam sebab malu tu, jangan pulak awak tunjukkan kemaluan tu yer. Nanti saya lari seribu batu tau.
“Hehehe bukan nyer lari dari awak tapi lari kejar [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Men vs Women
Random thots on men and women I would like to share.
Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.
4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have [...]
Itu Chimpeng mana ah?
I was driving around looking for an empty space to park my car somewhere in Bangsar when suddenly there’s a knock on the glass. There’s this frail looking old Apek peering over with a grin. Feeling that I can trust him, I roll down my window just a few inches, and a short but interesting conversation [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 5 so far )A modern love letter :)
SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTER
Dearest Bedah,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 17th of August 2003.
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 17th of August 2003 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. [...]
Triskaidekaphobia
I discovered a new word today: triskaidekaphobia \tris-ky-dek-uh-FOH-bee-uh\, which is a noun. It means a morbid fear of the number 13 or the date Friday the 13th.
Hehehe coincidentally today is Friday the 13th J
Anyways, people who suffer from triskaidekaphobia are called triskaidekaphobes. Some of the famous triskaidekaphobes according to Electronic Telegraph are Napoleon, Herbert [...]
Agak-Agak la,… Sape SALAH ?
Memula skali ayang anto kat abang?
Dear abang,
Ayang nak mintak kebenaran abang untuk bawa anak-anak balik ke kampung. abang tak perlu hantar ayang sebab ayang mampu untuk bawa anak-anak ke kampung musim cuti sekolah ni dengan bas.. abang jagalah diri abang dan kereta abang baik-baik… cuma ada perkara yang ingin ayang luahkan disini… kereta baru [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 4 so far )To make a woman happy…
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:** **
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. [...]
The sauce saves the satay
A group of my secondary school friends organized a reunion get-together on Saturday. It was a healthy long jog down my memory lane, unearthing some memories that have been buried for good many years. I didn’t realize I’ve forgotten many faces, people and events in my secondary school years. Hehehe age is catching up…
I know I wasn’t [...]
Temporarily chipped ego…
A well-intentioned old school mate tried to match make me with a mutual old friend who used to play together with us after school. I’d say we were once quite close and he used to come by my house to play with me and my brother.
I was not that keen in subscribing to her idea at [...]
